Message I took the liberty of cherry picking a few choice ones:

I took the liberty of cherry picking a few choice ones: * To Jeff Dean, "NP" means "No Problemo" * Jeff Dean's IDE doesn't do code analysis, it does code appreciation * Jeff Dean's PIN is the last 4 digits of pi * Google Search was Jeff Dean's Noogler Project * Jeff Dean invented MapReduce so he could sort his fan mail * Emacs' preferred editor is Jeff Dean * Jeff Dean doesn't exist, he's actually an advanced AI created by Jeff Dean * Jeff Dean compiles and runs his code before submitting, but only to check for compiler and CPU bugs * Jeff Dean can instantiate abstract classes * `gcc -O4` sends your code to Jeff Dean for a complete rewrite * When Jeff Dean listens to mp3s, he just cats them to `/dev/dsp` and does the decoding in his head * Jeff Dean's resume lists the things he hasn't done; it's shorter that way * Jeff Dean once implemented a web server in a single `printf()` call. Other engineers added thousands of lines of explanatory comments but still don't understand exactly how it works. Today that program is known as GWS * When your code has undefined behavior, you get a seg fault and corrupted data. When Jeff Dean's code has undefined behavior, a unicorn rides in on a rainbow and gives everybody free ice cream * When Jeff Dean says "Hello World", the world says "Hello Jeff"