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I AM BACK HOME
I have arrived home after a gruelling 40-hour trip in between three different planes, a 2-hour bus trip and 3 taxi rides. It has been nothing short of insane, especially since they lost my luggage (they claim it's in Spain and they should find it). I want to thank the Spanish folks who treated me like one of their own and even refused the papers I had to show my legal status (I insisted, but the lady said: ''You seem Spanish to me, plus your last name is from Catalunya, move along, it's fine'').
Maybe it was by Southern charm? LOL. I want to thank the never-surprising stupidity shown at Lisbon's airport, as they always fuck up. In the last 3 times we've travelled, they've lost my wife's luggage twice, and now it's my turn. Not to mention they are NOT checking people properly (I went from the plane to the street, no backpack search or scan). Which makes you wonder... Who is coming to Portugal with illegal stuff and didn't even sweat it?
To the animal rapists and pedophiles who wronged me: You should have learned a thing or two about Niccolo Machiavelli, I know I have. It's been part of my predilect night readings among similar works by others as I prepare to become something I never meant to become (again). It's time to cut the leash and give my old self free rein.
My tamed me died the second that plane left America. Once we meet in person, only one of us will be having fun. Mark my words.
To those who worry about me, fear not. Nothing is more shameful than to live in fear, and thats not me, as you know by now.
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