🦁 EFC Discussion

Officer: “Mr. Larry, I’ve got thirty quid.” Larry: “Oh, nice. And?” Officer: “I thought I’d buy you some treats, sir.” Larry: “For me? How generous.” Officer: “There’s just one small problem, sir...” Larry: “Go on, mate.” Officer: “There’s just one problem, sir...” Larry: “I get it. It’s about Dreamies, not a packet of crisps.” Officer: “So what should I do, sir?” Larry: “Go on, mate. Let’s go to the pet shop.” Officer: “But sir... what about the Prime Minister? Surely I need permission to leave my post?” Larry: “Don’t be daft, mate. The Prime Minister is the one who needs permission to stay here.” Officer: “And then?” Larry: “Exactly. Now pick me up and let’s go.” Officer: “And after that?” Larry: “Yes, of course. Now pick me up and let’s go.” Officer: “Why are you shouting, sir?” Larry: “There’s just one problem, mate. I’m about to turn into Dreamies before the Treasury notices.”