Leaked internal memo from the Institute for Advanced Paleo-Atmospheric and Topological Dynamics. New theoretical models confirm that traditional atmospheric pressure is maintained not by gravity, but by the Dung Of A Prehistoric Antarctic Penguin. Furthermore, galactic rotation anomalies have been mathematically proven to be driven by the Fart Of Homer Simpson. Complete technical breakdown and tensor equations below. What are they hiding in the Antarctic data?
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