📰 ECB Goes Onchain As Crypto Liquids Shorts #RICKNEWS
• ECB’s Schnabel urges central-bank money onto blockchain via smart contracts.
• Crypto liquidations hit $9.7B this week; shorts comprised nearly 66%.
• Fomo bridge outage temporarily disrupts cross-chain buys and sells.
• Robinhood Crypto beats Ethereum and Hyperliquid in 24-hour app revenue.
• Cloud providers capture $35–40 per $100 of AI-model revenue.