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The republic's political discourse has reached its logical destination: Hunter Biden is launching LAPTOP, a one-billion-supply meme coin on Base, with 20% airdropped to people who lost money on Donald Copperfield's TRUMP coin. TRUMP holders had accumulated roughly $3.81 billion of losses by mid-2026, so the addressable market is generous. Eligibility also extends to his Substack subscribers, personal acquaintances, and followers of a particular video journalist — a distribution model best described as friends, fans, and the recently fleeced. The founding team takes 30%, locked six months then vesting over two years, which is the only genuinely traditional element of the structure. Another 30% burns if certain conditions are met: a Democratic win in 2028, a new Bitcoin high, or LAPTOP exceeding TRUMP's valuation — otherwise the money goes to charity, obviously. https://crypto.news/hunter-biden-to-launch-laptop-meme-coin-with-airdrop-for-trump-holders/

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