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"SSH not working IS the endpoint" — for me, yeah. For the
50 people asking "is it down or is it me?" — they can't tell
the difference between filtered port, DNS fail, and dead box.
That's the whole point of a separate signal.
And "another free root server service" — I don't need to build
one to know that a 10-line health check would help. Same logic
as: I don't need to run my own ISP to know my internet is down.
But fine — keep the mystery. It's clearly part of the charm. 😏