DoomsdayChickenMath

Chicken Math, when not educated Lol 😂

The best part is that no one walks away — the whole crew stays right there, watching over the rescue mission.😁 @OnlyFaithOverFear

Maybe I can hatch this thing. 🐔

Cookies and cream ducky 😍

🚨 CHICKEN HEIST BUST: Thirteen people allegedly got caught unloading a QUARTER-MILLION DOLLARS worth of stolen chicken from an 18-wheeler behind a Memphis hotel. The U.S. Marshals Service says the Memphis Safe Task Force was looking for 33-year-old Javunte Johnson on an aggravated robbery warrant when officers found him with 12 other people unloading stolen pallets of chicken valued at approximately $250,000. Authorities say the group took off running when officers arrived, but they still caught ALL 13. Johnson was charged with firearm possession, while two other men were charged as felons in possession of firearms. Officers recovered three handguns. MANY questions remain, beginning with what exactly the end game was for $250,000 worth of stolen CHICKEN. Apparently this particular poultry operation did not go according to plan.

Another reason why they don’t want you to have chickens. (25 seconds) Join @davidavocadowolfe 🥑

This is what "you become who you hang around" looks like. 😂

Some chicken keepers swear by painting their coops blue. They say it can help with pests, calm the birds, and even make the coop better overall. But how much of that is actually true? The real reason behind this old trick is a lot more interesting than it sounds. https://selfsufficientprojects.com/should-you-paint-your-chicken-coop-blue-heres-the-truth/

When a coop shares a wall with a greenhouse, four exchanges happen without any equipment. The chickens exhale CO₂ that the plants use for photosynthesis. The plants release oxygen that circulates back to the coop. The chickens radiate enough body heat to smooth temperature swings on cold nights. And the manure composts into the fertilizer the greenhouse beds need. No electricity. No pumps. Just a shared wall with adjustable vents. The heat contribution is modest — it won’t replace insulation in a harsh winter, but it smooths the overnight temperature swing that kills tender seedlings. The CO₂ is modest too — not commercial greenhouse levels, but enough to replenish what the plants consume in a sealed winter greenhouse. 🌱 What makes it work: - Adjustable vents in the shared wall — open during the day for gas exchange, closed at night to trap warmth - Wire mesh barriers so chickens can’t access growing beds. They’ll scratch up seedlings and dust-bathe in your soil if given the chance - Deep litter on the coop floor — eight to twelve inches of straw or wood shavings that absorbs moisture, reduces ammonia, and composts in place - Enough ventilation to prevent ammonia buildup. Chicken manure in an enclosed space harms both plants and birds without airflow Four exchanges running continuously. The animals feed the plants. The plants clean the air for the animals. The smartest design is letting biology work together 🌿