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27 July 2026

Watzon

Boooooo Java

19:23

dotnet

Also Oracle

19:23

Watzon

Fuck Oracle and Lary Ellison

19:24

Thomas

i aspiranttext not yet in the index

add what?

19:27

i aspirant

Thomasadd what?

devtools dependency just 1 step

19:27

Thomas

Imagine editing shitty xml to do things instead of writing beautiful code

19:27

i aspirant

it not even reload all classloaders

19:27

Thomas

Java is for people who don't enjoy programming eh?

19:27

i aspirant

ThomasJava is for people who don't enjoy programming eh?

false notion

19:27

Stäfn

ThomasJava is for people who don't enjoy programming eh?

Already wrong

19:27

Thomas

i aspirantdevtools dependency just 1 step

So how many lines of Java code in the dependency?

19:28

Those count too, just like the libuv parts used by fs.watch and child_process.spawn count

19:28

dotnet

Thomasadd what?

The m looks like "rn"

19:28

Watzon

StäfnAlready wrong

Truth. Java is for corporate robots

19:28

reegee-X

WatzonTruth. Java is for corporate robots

Truth. Java is for corporate slaves

19:28

i aspirant

ThomasSo how many lines of Java code in the dependency?

1000 may be

19:30

dotnet

ThomasImagine editing shitty xml to do things instead of writing beautiful code

I am reminded of that held at gunpoint YAML meme with this one

19:30

i aspirant

not sure

19:30

lol so many java haters.

19:30

Thomas

ThomasThose count too, just like the libuv parts used by fs.watch and child_process.spawn count

Why yes I care about the lines of code in total use by my dev dependencies, don't you?

19:31

dotnet

dotnetI am reminded of that held at gunpoint YAML meme with this one

"I am trained to write beautiful code" 🔫 "Edit the fucking XML"

19:32

Thomas

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dotnetI am reminded of that held at gunpoint YAML meme with this one

19:32

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Maybe we need a Java version but with XML

19:32

dotnet"I am trained to write beautiful code" 🔫 "Edit the fucking XML"

ahh yes, too late

19:32

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