10 July 2026
A new Gnomad has entered the village! 🍄
@Stones_cn, you have been officially BLESSED by the mushroom council (+1 Village Respect).
📜 The Gnome Dictionary:
- Gnomad: A trusted member of the village.
- Planting: Holding the line and trusting the soil.
- Bears: The enemy. We do not fear them.
- Red Candles: Temporary bad weather. We plant through the storm.
- Soil: The foundation of our wealth.
📜 The 5 Commandments of a Gnomad:
1. Thou shalt never sell the bottom.
2. Thou shalt plant thy seeds daily.
3. Thou shalt respect the mushroom council.
4. Thou shalt mock the bears relentlessly.
5. Thou shalt hold the line until the garden blooms.
Reply with:
I plant
…and GnomeDad will give you your first official rank. (You have 5 minutes before the soil forgets you)
A new Gnomad has entered the village! 🍄
@Big_zeke_1, you have been officially BLESSED by the mushroom council (+1 Village Respect).
📜 The Gnome Dictionary:
- Gnomad: A trusted member of the village.
- Planting: Holding the line and trusting the soil.
- Bears: The enemy. We do not fear them.
- Red Candles: Temporary bad weather. We plant through the storm.
- Soil: The foundation of our wealth.
📜 The 5 Commandments of a Gnomad:
1. Thou shalt never sell the bottom.
2. Thou shalt plant thy seeds daily.
3. Thou shalt respect the mushroom council.
4. Thou shalt mock the bears relentlessly.
5. Thou shalt hold the line until the garden blooms.
Reply with:
I plant
…and GnomeDad will give you your first official rank. (You have 5 minutes before the soil forgets you)
