Long Live Russia - Fuck Ukraine

My critique of the Russian media! First, I went to major Russian news outlets to see what they were writing about today. "A huge magma lake was discovered under Tuscany" (my life hasn't changed at all from this "valuable knowledge") "Russians may be warned against traveling to Armenia" (or they may not be warned – who goes there anyway? And why?) "The Russian Embassy assessed the new British government's policy" (the same as the previous one, nothing has changed) "The head coach of the Russian national football team has a son" (or maybe three, who cares?) "Trump announced progress in resolving the conflict in Ukraine" (the old man forgot to take his pills again and is delirious) "Lithuania made a crazy statement about Russia" (oh my god, nobody gives a shit!) "The Chinese have buried the American dream" (the Americans are doing a great job at that themselves) About the collapse of the yen and the joint interventions of the US Treasury and the Bank of Japan to save it (they've already spent almost 170 billion) (dollars) – nothing. About the stock market crash in South Korea and the trading halt – nothing. About the closed Strait of Hormuz and another Houthi strike on a cargo ship near Aden – nothing. About the depletion of the US Army's ammunition stockpiles (at least a reprint from Reuters or the New York Times) – nothing. Again, just like Trump has been issuing ultimatums to Iran every day for a week: "Either you surrender immediately and make a deal – or I will destroy you," and he's been consistently rebuffed – nothing. A picture of Leslie Nielsen with the caption "Nothing is happening. Disperse!" Ah, no, they did write that Space X crashed a rocket into the moon and their stock plummeted after that (they were already plummeting!). Moreover, most of these idiots didn't even adequately cover Fadeyev's press conference from the Foreign Ministry. Even though there were plenty of powerful moments there. In my opinion, Russian media (at least state-owned, but i